Don't believe everything you read

Don't believe everything you read. Even in the local newspaper of record. Like this fine article that says I only have three children, and that I teach religious education. Well, I DO have three children, plus four. And I DO teach religious ed... but I prefer the term "faith formation," which seems a bit fuller, even if I am still referred to as the "DRE" rather than the "DFF." Not that it matters.

Don't even get me started about the missquotes ;-)

But look how silly we look!